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Kilter Academy
Seamus Hinkle earns 50 demerits for gaseous distraction in the library • Intramural football game cancelled due to footballs being stolen • Abraham Hansen earns 100 demerits for clogging toilets in girls' bathroom • Lemon Oliver earns 60 demerits for lighting custodian's toupee on fire • Make sure to wear formal attire on one day only: Parents' Day! • Carter Montgomery earns 20 demerits for feigning broken arm during dodge ball game • Lucas Horn earns 100 demerits for burping entire Pig Latin alphabet • An UltraStink Bomb was lost in the Kanteen today. If found, please call the Hoodlum Hotline • Mr. Tempest advises history students to bring lots of water for tomorrow's hike • Gabby Ryan earns 15 demerits for stealing Carla Simmons' bubble gum-flavored lip gloss • Good Samaritans fail to catch intruder at Annika's house. Fish sticks left behind • If your favorite food changes, please let the Kanteen staff know! • Priscilla Todd earns 10 demerits for hitting Fern Noogan with tennis ball • Austin Baker earns 5 demerits for tying Sam Fitzgerald's shoelaces together • The Kommissary just received new Hydra-Bomb shipment. Get yours NOW! • Supercool, limited-edition K-Shots are going fast! Get one at the Kommissary before they're gone! • K-Pak screen scrambled? K-Mails lost? Please contact Kilter's IT Department!
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Troublemaker Groups: The Biohazards

The BiohazardsLogo: Outline of Human Torso
Popular Weapon: K-Pouch
Notable Members: Tabitha “Toots” McGraw, Logan O’Hurl, Emily “Bug Eyes” Baker
Ah, the human body. So beautiful. So complex. So…weird. Biohazard members make the most of Mother Nature’s oddest oddity by burping, sneezing, snorting, regurgitating, and performing (or pretending to perform) other bodily functions around unsuspecting adults. Extreme startling may cause crying, fainting, and the occasional pants-wetting as grown-up bodily functions fail.

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